Modest Proposal for Drum...NEIN!

Dispite my inability to fully know how to say "no" in German I would like (at this time) to tell you of why Drumline will be no more, and why I virtually hate all underage drinkers.
These CHILDREN were once friends who, although extremely stupid in appearance AND theory...heh heh heh...were also good musicians who had all the impact on the winter season. One would ass-ume that they would think carefully about their actions and really consider others while representing a school....correct?!

O contraire Mon frere! ( which in Francais means " On the contrary my brother!")

These so called friends choose to participate in the fruitful act of underage drinking and illegal drug usage. Oh no! Be not so quick to, once again, ASS-ume that this is a first offense. They have done this before.....bonjour....

So long story short...
They got caught....
They get kicked off...
Say they were conn'd
Guess who gets crapped on...
Ruined their season, Even mine...
drumline has now becometh drum-nein.

So....
What do you do?

This is my modest proposal:

PROHIBITION! "I'm bringin' prohib back....yep!"

Either that or we offer small pamphlets of hope in despair, hope that we care. And they'll throw them in the nearest trash reseptical.

Call this a rant.
Call this a rave.

But I still believe that the world would be better off w/o the stuff.

DEATH TO CAPTAIN MORGAN...

AND Death to the Camel man

*aside: If anyone actually knows how to spell "no" in German, be sure to let me know