Ok, so here's the deal... If you need the explanations they're all around you...
1) She speaks spanish... she speaks spanish perfectly... what is she like...5? Her backpack even speaks spanish perfectly!
2) That backpack of hers has EVERYTHING in it! And we're talking everything! Life support, water/food, clothing for any weather, ropes, grappling hooks, shoes.... i mean c'mon!
3) She's carrying a freaking ZOO with her! I mean, she has a monkey, an band of insects, a bajillion other animals! Really! What kind of legal immigrant has that many pets!?
4) She's always on an "adventure" to transport a "package" to some destination and is always being stalked by a person trying to take that package... i mean... really, Swiper is obviously some sort of border patrol person trying to collect evidence of Dora's entire narcotics trafficking buisness
The evidence is so obvious and around you guys! And they're even poisoning our little children with them... Who wants our toddlers to grow up knowing spanish before english?! Even if it's the USA...
We must track down the one Dora and DESTROY HER...
and her little monkey too
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Just becuase she is mexican dosent mean she is illegal. Youre plian out racicist. P.s Without oyher races you wouldnt have alot of stuff.
I'm mexican and it is a joke against those who think my people are all illegal. You may not understand, only because it was written for a boy I knew in school:) Thanks for the comment and the insult
i totally agree..i hate how mexicans try to victimize themselves and say that we are racist..illegal immigrant doesnt mean mexican..i dont care if you came from russia..if youre illegal, youre illegal
i agree hailey! im far from racist and i think the whole dora thing is so funny!
Lmao, I'm Chilean, and I find this soooo funny!
Its JUST A JOKE, get over it!
I'm not sitting here victimising myself saying that you all are racists!
All I have to say is I am whiter then white. I think this is racist. Because of people like you who don't think this is racist and thinks its funny. You are so naïve.
Whoever reads this blog:
You guys it was really just a joke between me and a Mexican friend and school. I am Mexican. It's satirical. An actual racist brought up Dora in our Gov Econ class in 2007 and said that we shouldn't let our children watch the program. I posted this because I was making fun of how ridiculous his points were. My MEXICAN friend and I had a good laugh. I made this blog when I was in high school and don't take it that seriously if you haven't noticed. Although the post seems contrary to it, I have no ill feelings toward immigrants. In terms of illegal immigration let us all just leave the subject alone. We all have our opinions.This is the wrong place to post them. Things will get way out of hand. It's a blog site. Thanks all.
Steph
P.S. I encourage everyone to try and have a mature conversation with a Mexican citizen, now in the states, and see what they think about illegal immigration. You'll be surprised at what you will find out.
Funny Dora bit at the 6:50 min mark. Feel free to jump ahead!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xsUT0ZLfP_I
HAHAHA
This is hilarious!!!! :D :D :D
~ SwagBucksTricks
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