Star testing

So, California has this ridiculous assessment test every year. It's called the STAR test. And, up until now, the seniors have had the privilege of NOT going to school on those days because they do not have to take those tests.
According to our new principal, Mrs. Jonas (commonly called Mrs. Ho-nas or Cajonas) we will be forced to come on all three of these days. The first day we will be forced to enroll in the "bridge program that leads us into VVC....where barely any of us want to go. The second, she wants to have a senior picnic. Sweet thought right? Well this senior picnic is going to be out in founder's plaza (lame) with an old guy for a dj (lame) and pizza....AT 7 effin AM in the MORNING! What the PHILLIP is wrong with her! She calls it the "fun block." CRAZY LADY!!! The third we don't come to school until 9:40...if we have any sanity left.
She's only doing this because she's hurting on money! Yup...I SAID IT! She spent all the money on that ridiculous garden and had to borrow from OUR senior class to pay it off.
WTF! Fire thee missiles!
But I am le tired